Relationship Lesson 101

So, let's talk about Relationships the only subject, I have done Ph.D. (Pathetically Huh-failed, to Deduce). What is Relationship? Other than explaining each that ‘we are in the Relationship, So who could you…’ Does it really need to be that complicated? Does it involve a lot of sacrifices? How would you know that you are not in Intoxic Relationship? How many friends do you lose, once you got in the relationships? These are questions that I’ve been looking for. No, I am seriously asking. Now it’s time I think I am ready to talk about the birds and the bees. Other than Bees pollinates flowers, birds spread the seeds. I am still adherent to that theory.

Relationships are easy, once you got to know all the weakness of your partners so that you can mess with them anytime you need. A relationship is more or less, like Biryani. We all savor it, take our time to devour it, feels good about it and there can never be a dull movement when it comes to biryani( Yes, I am irrevocably, irreversibly and iressitabably in love with Biryani and yes, if I had been eating mangoes, I would be using that as example). From my personal experiences, I would tell you what are the things that can prove to be Elachi in Biryani i.e what are the factors that can go wrong and what are the kinds of relationship I have witnessed till this date.

Things that are big turn off are Sexist Jokes, Casual Racism, stereotypical statements, Egoism, lack of sense of humor, excessive possessiveness and toughest one dominance. There are ways in which Love can be emotional as well as spiritual. Those are the things that don't exist, Soul-mates thing is a myth. Being happy is what everybody wanted to be.